My significant other, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds.

I am so glad there is no violence in my home through Christ.

The above joke, while funny in a way, is really not funny.

It is all too true that physical and emotional violence occur within the very structures that are suppose to be safe havens.