Road Rage Platitude

There once was a female named Gertrude
She had such a big, bad attitude
She spit in my eye as she drove by
It's the newest Road Rage platitude

Come one come all! Do not be the last to get in on the newest rage! Road Rage!

You may see gritting teeth and hand gestures.

No mistakes allowed on these roads! No praise that you didn't crash in spite of mistakes! Vengeance is mine saith the ranting driver!

You may even see them turn to follow you a few blocks.

Thank the Lord when they come to their senses and start back in the direction from whence they came!